The girls edged the boys / management out 4 - 3 at the start of the Cape Panwa World Cup.
So where did it all go wrong for the lads?
FIFA experts came to the conclusion that some of the boys enjoyed being ‘tackled’ a bit too much by the younger female staff. They shall remain nameless, but our new Front Office Manager seemed to relish getting tackled (or hugged?) by the Spa Manageress AND the driver enjoyed dancing with the ball and encouraging the girls to get up close and personal to ‘get it off’ him!
Foghorns blew, spectators hurled both encouragement and abuse in equal measure and chanting rang throughout the massive stadium: and this, before the ball was even kicked. Sounds exciting? Watch this space for more…
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